AI Generated, Human Presented
DATE: DEF CON 34, exact timing TBC
LOCATION: DEF CON 34, Las Vegas, USA
Every talk submission is crafted by artificial intelligence. No human wrote these abstracts. Pure algorithmic creativity.
Our review committee? Also AI. LLMs judging LLMs. It's slop evaluating slop. Beautiful recursive chaos.
Real humans present AI-generated slides with AI-written content on an AI-invented topic.
"Finally, a conference that truly represents the state of modern security research"
— Anonymous GPT-4 Instance
Submit your AI-generated talks! Our sophisticated AI review committee (temperature: 0.9, max_tokens: 4096) will evaluate all submissions with the same care and attention a human definitely would have.
# SUBMISSION REQUIREMENTS:
→ CFP content must be 100% AI-generated, and be (at least vaguely) security-related
↳ Recommended: AI-hallucinate everything!
→ If accepted, all slides and any speaker notes must be 100% AI-generated
→ Include the prompt used to generate the CFP response, and the model version
→ Include a contact email address
→ Include a little about the meatpuppet in the loop (you), AI generation optional
>> Please note: Slopcon cannot provide DEF CON tickets, travel, or accommodation support.
> GENERATE_SUBMISSION