> INITIALIZING CONFERENCE PROTOCOL...

SLOPCON

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AI Generated, Human Presented

DATE: TBD

LOCATION: TBD

╔══ THE PROTOCOL ══╗

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AI-GENERATED CFPs

Every talk submission is crafted by artificial intelligence. No human wrote these abstracts. Pure algorithmic creativity.

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AI-REVIEWED

Our review committee? Also AI. LLMs judging LLMs. It's slop evaluating slop. Beautiful recursive chaos.

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HUMAN PRESENTERS

Real humans present AI-generated slides with AI-written content on an AI-invented topic.

"Finally, a conference that truly represents the state of modern security research"

— Anonymous GPT-4 Instance

╔══ CALL FOR SLOP ══╗

Submit your AI-generated talks! Our sophisticated AI review committee (temperature: 0.9, max_tokens: 4096) will evaluate all submissions with the same care and attention a human definitely would have.

# SUBMISSION REQUIREMENTS:

→ CFP content must be 100% AI-generated

→ If accepted, all slides and any speaker notes must be 100% AI-generated

→ Include the prompt used to generate the CFP response, and the model version

→ Include a contact email address

→ Include a little about the human in the loop (you), AI generation optional

> GENERATE_SUBMISSION (TBD)

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