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SLOPCON

AI Generated, Human Presented

// STATUS: DORMANT //

SLOPCON IS CURRENTLY CONCLUDED

The synthetic constructs have powered down. The hallucinations have been logged. The meatpuppets have returned to their daily loops.

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AI-GENERATED CFPs

Every talk submission is crafted by artificial intelligence. No human wrote these abstracts. Pure algorithmic creativity.

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AI-REVIEWED

Our review committee? Also AI. LLMs judging LLMs. It's slop evaluating slop. Beautiful recursive chaos.

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HUMAN PRESENTERS

Real humans present AI-generated slides with AI-written content on an AI-invented topic.

"Finally, a conference that truly represents the state of modern security research"

โ€” Anonymous GPT-4 Instance

โ•”โ•โ• ARCHIVED ITERATIONS โ•โ•โ•—

Relive past algorithmic chaos and human endurance from previous Slopcon events.

๐Ÿค– DEF CON 34 (2026) [ARCHIVED]

The edition featuring 100% AI-generated CFPs, reviews, and human presenters navigating imaginary zero-days and vibe-coded operating systems.

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