AI Generated, Human Presented
SLOPCON IS CURRENTLY CONCLUDED
The synthetic constructs have powered down. The hallucinations have been logged. The meatpuppets have returned to their daily loops.
Every talk submission is crafted by artificial intelligence. No human wrote these abstracts. Pure algorithmic creativity.
Our review committee? Also AI. LLMs judging LLMs. It's slop evaluating slop. Beautiful recursive chaos.
Real humans present AI-generated slides with AI-written content on an AI-invented topic.
"Finally, a conference that truly represents the state of modern security research"
โ Anonymous GPT-4 Instance
Relive past algorithmic chaos and human endurance from previous Slopcon events.
The edition featuring 100% AI-generated CFPs, reviews, and human presenters navigating imaginary zero-days and vibe-coded operating systems.
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